The Ultimate PB&J

Ingredients:

• 2 cups of chunky peanut butter
• 1 cup of jelly
• 1 cup of pickled jalapeños
• 1 cup of pickled onions
• 1 cup of chopped up bacon bits
• A pinch of regret for not using Nutella

Instructions:

1. Slather on the peanut butter like you mean it.
2. Add the jelly, but not too much, you're not that kind of person.
3. Add the pickled jalapeños for an added kick in the pants.
4. Add the pickled onions, but only if you want to cry yourself to sleep tonight.
5. Add the bacon bits for a savory, smoky flavor that'll make you question your life choices.
6. Top with a slice of regret, because you're a glutton for punishment.

Optional:

• Add a dash of wasabi for an added kick in the teeth.
• Add a sprinkle of edible gold dust for that extra touch of class.
• Replace the peanut butter with Nutella for the ultimate compromise.

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