Chrono Spheres of DOOM: Maintenance Log

Current Schedule:

• Every Tuesday, 3:14 AM: Random reboot of mainframe 42.
• Every Friday, 5:00 PM: Oil changes on the Time-Eater 3000.
• Every Sunday, 9:00 AM: Quarterly recalibration of the Chrono-Sphere's clockwork innards.

Upcoming Events:

• Schedule for the upcoming Destruction of Chrono Sphere 1.
• Release notes for the new Chrono Sphere 2.0 update.