Binary Code 3: The Final Countdown to Oblivion

Warning: Reading this may cause irreversible damage to your brain cells.

1. Set the thermostat to "MAX".

2. Call the neighbors and tell them to "GET READY".

3. Invert all the furniture in the house.

4. Set the oven to "MAX" (again).

5. Dance the Macarena.

6. Repeat steps 1-5 until the apocalypse.

Disclaimer: Not actually recommended. Or safe. Or sane.

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