Welcome, doomed soul, to the realm of portal technology support. We're here to help you navigate the infinite possibilities and absurdities of portal travel.
Are you experiencing difficulties with your portal gun? Or perhaps your portal gun is experiencing difficulties with you?
Submit a support ticket for assistance with your portal-related woes.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try our Experimental Portal Settings page, where we're testing the limits of portal technology and sanity.
Remember, when dealing with portals, always wear a helmet.