The Wheel of Progress: A Never-Ending Cycle of Self-Improvement

Step 1: Wake Up, Get Out of Bed, Get Dressed

Substep 1.1: Hit the Snooze Button Again

Repeat this process until you can actually get up.

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Substep 1.2: Stumble to the Kitchen, Spill Coffee

It's still morning, prophets, and the floor is a war zone.

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Step 2: Eat, Drink, and Be Mery

Scramble for the cereal, pour the juice, and pray the sugar doesn't kill you.

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Step 3: Be a Better Person Today

Make amends, write a novel, or at least pretend to be.

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Step 4: Repeat the Cycle, But with More Self-Awareness

Reflect on your mistakes, adjust the algorithm, and maybe take a break.

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