THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING

42, the answer to all life's greatest mysteries, has finally been revealed. Unfortunately, it's not what you expected.

According to our sources, the answer is actually a recipe:

1. Take 1 cup of despair.
2. Add 1/2 cup of existential dread.
3. Stir in 3 cups of meaningless bureaucracy.
4. Pour into a saucepan over high heat.
5. Reduce until the mixture is a thick, impenetrable paste.
6. Serve with a side of crushing ennui.

Enjoy your delicious answer!