Here, the brave snack connoisseur shares their most epic snack battles.
I once knew a pretzel so divine, it was as if the gods had weaved it themselves.
Read MoreIt was the day I discovered the secret to making saffron-infused popcorn. A day that changed the fabric of my reality.
Read MoreI once knew a cereal that was so addictive, it was almost like it had a personal vendetta against my diet.
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