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Our Top 5 Most Wanted Snack Suspects

Top 5 Most Wanted | Unsolved Snack Cases | Suspect Profiles

Suspect #1: The Cereal Killer

The suspect in this heinous crime is known for their affinity towards sugary cereals and their ability to devour entire boxes in one sitting.

Known aliases: Frooty, Spoonster

Suspect #2: The Chipper

This suspect is accused of hoarding an excessive amount of potato chips in their pantry.

Known aliases: Chipmunk, Lardface

Suspect #3: The Pizza Pirate

This suspect is suspected of pilfering pizza slices from unsuspecting victims under the cover of darkness.

Known aliases: Pizzalord, Doughboy

Suspect #4: The Donut Digger

This suspect is accused of digging up entire bakeries under the guise of 'quality control'.

Known aliases: Donutdigger, Glazed

Suspect #5: The Cake Caper

This suspect is suspected of stealing entire wedding cakes from unsuspecting newlyweds.

Known aliases: Cakebandit, Butterfinger

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