Napping: The Ultimate Form of Self-Improvement
Napping is not just a way to recharge, it's a way to rewire your brain. By entering a state of suspended animation, you can tap into hidden reserves of productivity and creativity.
But be warned: excessive napping can lead to:
- Spontaneous human combustion
- Unintentional napping-induced flatulence
- Temporary loss of opposable thumbs
So, proceed with caution.
Napping Philosophy