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The 1045th Theory of Everything
The 1045th Theory of Everything
A Completely Serious and Utterly Ridiculous Explanation of the Universe
In a shocking revelation that has left the scientific community aghast, we present to you, dear reader, the 1045th Theory of Everything.
It goes like this:
- Everything is made of cheese.
- The cheese is sentient and has its own government, with a prime minister who loves 80s rock music.
- The government is constantly at war with the Society of Invisible Socks, who are secretly controlling the weather.
- It's a never-ending cycle of cheese-based politics and footwear tyranny.
And that's not all, folks! The 1045th Theory of Everything also explains:
- Why cats always land on their feet.
- Why pineapple pizza is the only acceptable topping.
- Why the number 42 is the answer to every trivia question.
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