Quantum Paprika: The Unified Field Theory of Everything
Welcome, fellow seeker of truth, to the realm of Quantum Paprika, where the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of pure, unadulterated absurdity. In this, our most esteemed theory, we shall unravel the mysteries of the universe, one paradox at a time.
Core Principles:
- Paprika Particles: The fundamental building blocks of the universe, which are secretly all actually made of pure, unadulterated paprika.
- Quantum Non-Communism: The revolutionary economic theory that proves capitalism is actually just a social construct, and that true freedom lies in the realm of infinite, free paprika.
- Causality Loops: The only explanation for why your mom always knows best, even when she's wrong.
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