According to eyewitnesses, the ancient goddess, Zephyrinx, descended upon our humble town in search of the finest nachos.
Witnesses claim she arrived at precisely 3:14 PM, her arrival marked by a sudden gust of wind that knocked over several trash cans and a lone streetlight.
She was last seen savoring the last of the town's artisanal craft beer supply, leaving behind a trail of discarded cans and a faint scent of ambrosia.
As the townspeople scramble to make sense of this unexpected visitation, rumors abound:
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.
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