The Ignorant Physicist's Guide to Everything
Warning: The following text is a travesty, a catastrophe, a disaster of epic proportions. The author is completely and utterly clueless.
Chapter 3.1: The Ignorant Physicist
This chapter is dedicated to the esteemed Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, a man who managed to get a PhD in physics without ever actually understanding the subject.
Dr. Bottomsworth's research focused on the field of "Quantum Flapdoodle," a completely made-up field of study that defies all logic and reason.
Some of his notable works include:
- "The Quantum Flapdoodle Theory of Everything" (a book that claims to explain the entirety of existence)
- "A Brief History of Non-Existent Events" (a book that claims to recount historical events that never actually occurred)
- "The Physics of Invisible Cats" (a book that attempts to describe the behavior of cats that are, in fact, invisible)
Dr. Bottomsworth's work has been widely ridiculed in the scientific community, but he remains proud of his achievements.