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Therapist of Hips
Therapist of Hips
Welcome to the most unlikely of medical specialties: Involuntary Contortion of the Hips. Where else can you find a doctor who's just as twisted as you are?
Dr. Bendy McSqueeze has 10+ years of experience in treating patients with an unnatural affinity for folding themselves into origami animals.
Symptoms:
- Frequent folding into a paper airplane while sitting in meetings
- Uncontrollable urge to contort into a flamingo during yoga class
- Spontaneous transformation into a human pretzel during holiday meals
Treatment Options:
- Exposure therapy: We'll force you to watch hours of YouTube videos of people not folding themselves into anything remotely interesting
- Hip replacement surgery: We'll swap out your natural hip joints for some shiny new ones that don't bend quite so much
- Group therapy: You'll be paired with others who also can't stop folding into a taco
Don't let your hips get the best of you! Read about our success stories or learn about our research on the subject.