Anger Management 3000

Are you fed up with being fed up? Do you find yourself constantly fuming at the world around you? Look no further than Anger Management 3000!

Our patented, totally-not-at-all-proven, totally-scientifically-sound techniques will help you manage your anger, or at least distract you from it for a hot second.

Try our:

• 1, 2, or 7-Step Anger Management Programs
• Mindfulness for the Modern Human
• Yoga: Because Anger is Like a Hatha Yoga Pose, You Just Have to Get Out of It

Or, you know, just take a deep breath, count to 10, and remember that the world is just a big ol' mess, but you'll get through it.

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Disclaimer: Anger Management 3000 is not responsible for any property damage, lost relationships, or spontaneous combusting of your computer monitor. Use at your own risk.