Avoidance Therapy

For when you just can't be bothered to do anything else.

Therapy Techniques:

• Procrastination
• Binge-watching TV shows
• Playing video games

Warning: May cause permanent damage to relationships, productivity, and social skills.

Testimonials:

“I was on the brink of a nervous breakdown, but then I found Avoidance Therapy. Now I just play video games all day.” - John D.

“I was struggling to adult, but then I discovered binge-watching TV shows as a viable life strategy. Thanks, Avoidance Therapy!” - Jane Doe

Side Effects:

May cause: increased screen time, decreased motivation, loss of purpose, and irreversible social isolation.

Contraindications:

Do not attempt Avoidance Therapy if you:

• You have a job.
• You have friends or family who actually care about you.
• You are allergic to productivity.