Therapist Cornflakes: Where Breakfast is Therapy

Welcome, dear patient. We're here to help you work through your feelings, one spoonful of cornflakes at a time.

Our Services

• Cornflake-based Cognitive Behavioral Therapy

• The Art of Spoon-feeding

• The Cornflake-based 12-Step Program

Our Therapists

• Dr. Flakes McSnood, Ph.D.

• Dr. Crunchy, Ed.D.

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We're here for you, 24/7, 365.

Call the Cornflake Crisis Line: 1-800-CORN-4-HLP

Therapist Cornflakes is a 501(c)3 non-profit, non-sensory, non-therapist organization.

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