Therapy Dogs

Because Humans Are Terrible

We provide therapy dogs for humans who are clearly struggling to cope with the crushing existential dread of modern life.

Our therapy dogs are trained to listen, to comfort, and to silently judge you for your life choices.

Meet Our Canine Therapists

Client Testimonials

Rates and Terms

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