Therapy for Paradox Sufferers

Welcome to the Paradox Sufferers' Support Group, where we help you untangle the knots of time and space.

Quantum Mechanic 101 Temporal Replacement Therapy Chronicling Your Emotions

Our team of expert therapists will help you navigate the complexities of causality, the uncertainty principle, and the infinite improbability of it all.

Learn the basics of quantum mechanics and why your cat is plotting against you. Replace your boring past with an exciting new one (results not guaranteed). Unpack the emotional baggage of a thousand parallel universes.
Time Travel Tuesdays: because who needs a social life? Join us for Paradoxical Palooza, our monthly meetup for the chronologically challenged. Learn to waste time like a pro with our expert guidance.

Don't let paradoxes get you down! Come for the therapy, stay for the free cookies.