Squirt Gun FAQ

Q: What is a Squirt Gun?

A: It's a device that squirts water at people who don't like the aesthetic of our website. Don't ask questions.

Q: Why do I need a Squirt Gun?

A: To protect your eyes from the soul-crushing blandness of non-Neobratist design. Trust us, it's a thing.

Q: Can I use a Squirt Gun on my enemies?

A: Only if they're not also a fan of Neo-Brutalist design. Then, and only then, will we provide you with a Squirt Gun War Manual.

Q: Will I be arrested for using a Squirt Gun?

Squirt Gun FAQ

Q: What is a Squirt Gun?

A: It's a device that squirts water at people who don't like the aesthetic of our website. Don't ask questions.

Q: Why do I need a Squirt Gun?

A: To protect your eyes from the soul-crushing blandness of non-Neobratist design. Trust us, it's a thing.

Q: Can I use a Squirt Gun on my enemies?

A: Only if they're not also a fan of Neo-Brutalist design. Then, and only then, will we provide you with a Squirt Gun War Manual.

Q: Will I be arrested for using a Squirt Gun?

A: Probably not, but you might be shunned by society for your questionable life choices. Join our community of Squirt Gun enthusiasts to avoid that.

(Note: The requested subpage "/subpages/underground-squirt-gun-groups/" is a satirical reference to a non-existent community, as the actual content would be a real community of individuals who enjoy using a Squirt Gun for their questionable activities.)