The Unconventional Guide to Not Caring

By: Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chief Therapist

Welcome to Therapy is Optional, where we're redefining the art of not caring. Our expert team of unlicensed therapists will guide you through the process of doing nothing, accomplishing nothing, and achieving the perfect state of emotional numbness.

Our approach is based on the latest in cutting-edge research: "I'd rather not, thanks."

But wait, there's more! Our Therapy is Not for Everyone page has more information on who's not welcome.

Therapy is Not for Everyone The Art of Doing Nothing Achieving Emotional Numbness

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Optional Emergency Room where we'll pretend to help you in a non-committal, non-judgmental way.

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