We're going to start by talking about the elephant in the room.
Or, in your case, the giant, inflatable unicorn in the living room.
Let's get into the specifics of why you're still sleeping in the same bed, but on different floors. We'll explore the intricacies of your partner's 'I'm not a morning person' defense mechanism.Remember, everything discussed in this session will be kept confidential, unless you decide to post it on social media.