Today's Session Notes:
Patient arrived at 9:00 AM, still wearing the same stained "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt from college.
Upon initial assessment, patient exhibited classic symptoms of Existential Dread:
- Recurring thoughts of impending doom and/or the meaninglessness of life
- Inability to choose a career path, despite being a 30-year-old adult
We began our session by discussing the finer points of absurdism and the importance of embracing the futility of human existence.
I recommended a reading list, including but not limited to:
Next week's homework: Write a 5,000-word essay on the futility of human existence.
Session 2: "The Agony of Existential Dread: A Study in Socks"