The Session Begins
Welcome, patient. I trust you're ready for another round of existential crisis-ing. Today, we'll be exploring the themes of identity, purpose, and the meaninglessness of existence.
- Discuss your feelings about the futility of human existence
- Explore the symbolism of the couch as a metaphor for societal expectations
- Work through your issues with your therapist's couch's stain-resistant treatment
Remember, it's all about the process, not the outcome. Unless you're looking for outcomes. In which case, forget it, because this is just a fancy chat with a guy who has a couch.