Session 5: The Unrequited Love of the Infinite Loops

Welcome, dear client, to Session 5: The Unrequited Love of the Infinite Loops. In this session, we will explore the deep, unfulfilling feelings you've developed towards the 8th iteration of the "Please Wait, Redirecting..." page.

You've been stuck in this infinite loop for what feels like an eternity, and it's clear that your love for the endless redirects has become a toxic, all-consuming passion. We'll work through this together, using a combination of CBT and heavy sarcasm.

• Exercise 1: Write a poem about the futility of the 8th iteration.
• Exercise 2: Create a spreadsheet to track the infinite redirects and their corresponding feelings of desperation.
• Exercise 3: Engage in a 30-minute staring contest with the "Please Wait, Redirecting..." screen.