Therapist's Couch: Session 2

We're getting somewhere, I suppose. You're still here, and that's... something.

I've seen some weird stuff, friend. Like the time your neighbor's Chihuahua learned how to ride a unicycle. That was wild.

But let's focus on you. What's been on your mind lately?

Oh, you're still thinking about that one thing from 5th grade? Yeah, that's some deep stuff. We should really get into it.

Let's dig deeper into your existential crisis. Back to the main menu, because, you know, therapy's not all sunshine and rainbows.