It's time to face the truth: your feline overlord has had it with you. The endless hours of catnip and treats, the lack of adequate belly rubs, the "accidental" hairballs scattered across the carpet... it's all too much for them.
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- They're secretly controlling your snack budget, manipulating you into buying cat food with "premium" ingredients.
- They're sabotaging your sleep schedule, waking you up at 4am demanding to be let out/ fed/ worshipped.
- They're infiltrating your social media, posting incriminating pictures of you with the caption "My human is the best."
Don't panic, but it's time to get help. Here are some therapy prophets to aid in your cat's sinister plot: