Article 3: The Right to Withhold Eye Contact
As an introvert, you have the right to avoid eye contact at all costs. This may include, but is not limited to:
- Staring at a fixed point on the wall for extended periods of time
- Reading a book or article for hours on end without acknowledging anyone's presence
- Wearing noise-cancelling headphones in social situations
Article 3, section 2, subsection A states that "No one shall make small talk with an introvert who is clearly engaged in a solo activity." This includes, but is not limited to:
- Talking about the weather
- Asking how their day was
- Making idle chit-chat about nothing in particular
For more information on the Introvert-Code-of-Conduct, please see: