The Introvert Code of Conduct

Section 1: Article III - "I Shall Not Speak Unless My Coffee Has Arrived"

Article III, Subsection A: In all situations, it is the duty of the introvert to maintain a safe distance from the rabble of society. This includes, but is not limited to:

Maintaining a minimum of 3 feet of personal space
Refusing to participate in small talk
Engaging in eye contact for less than 3 seconds

Read on: Article IV - "I Shall Not Make Eye Contact, Unless Absolutely Necessary"

Hyperlinks to other articles:

Article I - "I Shall Not Leave My House, Unless Absolutely Necessary"
Article II - "I Shall Not Engage In Small Talk, Unless Forced"