Welcome, rage-filled individual!
Are you tired of being constantly enraged? Do you find yourself yelling at the mailman for not delivering your packages on time? Do you dream of a life where you can enjoy a nice cup of tea without wanting to strangle someone?
Take a yoga class! It's like meditation, but with more stretching. Get some tips on managing your anger! (Spoiler: they involve breathing) Keep a journal of your rage-filled thoughts! (It's like a diary, but with more cursing)Or, you know, just send your anger to the Anger Farm where it'll be properly contained and harvested for its valuable emotional energy.