Helping you navigate the infinite abyss of online existential dread
Hi, I'm Rachel. I'm here to help you work through your feelings about the meaninglessness of existence, your crippling social anxiety, and your deep-seated fear of running out of cat memes. It's going to be a wild ride, so buckle up.
Dealing with the crushing realization that you're just a fleeting moment in the grand tapestry of time
Navigating the toxic online world and not becoming its latest casualty
Overcoming the devastating effects of a cat meme drought
Recovering from the trauma of swiping left on Tinder for the 17th time