Are you tired of feeling like your emotional well-being is as dry as the Sahara desert? Do you struggle to quench your inner thirst for connection and understanding? Look no further!
As a licensed and highly trained professional (in our own special brand of therapy), Dr. Balthazar is here to help you navigate the scorching hot mess that is modern life.
Our sessions are tailored to help you:
And for the love of all that is good, please do not forget to bring your water bottle to our sessions. We don't want you to learn to love the feeling of dehydration!
Dr. Balthazar offers a variety of sessions to fit your unique needs:
"Dr. Balthazar helped me to find meaning in the void of my existence... of existence. Now I'm just as empty as everyone else, but with a better understanding of it." - John D.
"I was skeptical at first, but after a few sessions, I learned to love the crushing despair. It's like a warm hug for my soul!" - Jane Doe
"I'm not sure what Dr. Balthazar did, but I feel better now than I did before. I'm still not happy, but better." - Someone