Overthinker Support Group: Where the Only Good Thing About You is Your Self-Loathing

Welcome to the Overthinker Support Group. We're not really here to help you, but we'll pretend to.

We have a variety of resources for the chronically indecisive:

• Paradoxical Therapy: Where We Make You Do the Opposite of What You Want to Do
• Catastrophic Thought Patterns: Because Who Needs Happy Thoughts, Anyway?

Or, if you're feeling really stuck, try our:

• Therapy by Telegram: Because Who Needs Actual Therapy, Anyway?

Don't forget to check out our:

• Bulletin Board: Where We Post Random, Unhelpful Thoughts