The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Welcome to The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing, a comprehensive guide for the modern Overthinker. This book is a must-read for anyone who has ever spent hours staring at a blank page, wondering where it's all going wrong.

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Chapter 1: The Fundamentals

The Fundamentals of Doing Absolutely Nothing is a comprehensive guide for anyone who wants to master the art of doing absolutely nothing. In this chapter, we'll cover the basics of how to do absolutely nothing, including the importance of a good cup of coffee, the art of making excuses, and the science of finding the perfect spot to sit and stare.

In this chapter, we'll also cover the different types of nothingness, including:

• Existential nothingness
• Temporal nothingness
• Physical nothingness
• Mental nothingness

We'll also delve into the history of nothingness, from the ancient Greeks to the modern day.

Chapter 2: Advanced Techniques

In this chapter, we'll cover advanced techniques for doing absolutely nothing, including:

• The art of making excuses
• The science of finding the perfect spot to sit and stare
• The art of making a good_goals list

We'll also explore the different types of nothing-doing, including:

• The art of doing absolutely nothing while still looking busy
• The science of doing absolutely nothing while still achieving your goals