Appendix: Advanced Procrastination Techniques

For those who have mastered the basics of procrastination, this appendix provides more esoteric techniques to take your productivity to new heights (of laziness).

Section 1: The Art of Multitasking

Learn how to juggle multiple tasks at once, including but not limited to:

Scrolling through social media while simultaneously watching cat videos
Playing video games while browsing Reddit
Ordering pizza while simultaneously checking email

For more advanced techniques, see our Multitasking Handbook.

Section 2: The Science of Distraction

Uncover the secrets of redirecting your attention away from tasks and towards more interesting things, such as:

Watching paint dry
Cooking a single egg for 20 minutes straight
Counting ceiling tiles

For more on this topic, see our Distractification Theory.

Section 3: The Zen of Procrastination

Find inner peace through the ancient art of doing nothing at all, ever.

For those who have achieved this level of enlightenment, see our Guide to Doing Nothing.