Chapter 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

Procrastination is not just a habit, it's an art form.

It takes skill, patience, and a keen sense of self-preservation.

Imagine, if you will, a delicate brush stroke across the canvas of life, carefully avoiding the messiness of productivity.

Here are a few pointers to get you started:

Pointer 1: Mastering the Art of Distraction

Learn to focus on something that has nothing to do with the task at hand. Like, for example, the color of the sky outside the window.

This will help you develop the essential skill of multitasking – simultaneously doing nothing and doing nothing well.

Next Chapter: The Science of Avoidance

 

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