The Phantom of Productivity

Chapter 2, Subchapter 3

The Phantom of Productivity is a mysterious figure who haunts the offices of the world, whispering excuses and justifications in the ears of the procrastinators. He is a master of the art of doing nothing.

According to legend, the Phantom of Productivity was once a mortal man, but after years of studying the art of doing absolutely nothing, he became a creature of pure procrastination, able to manipulate time and space to his advantage.

His powers are said to include the ability to:

But be warned, the Phantom of Productivity is a trickster, and his powers come with a cost. He will drive you to the brink of madness, and possibly make you question the very fabric of reality.

ประก If you're feeling lost, or if you need help navigating the Phantom's web of excuses, visit our Chapter 3: The Art of Justification for more information.

Or, if you're feeling brave, visit our Chapter 4: The Dark Side of Productivity for a dose of reality.