Why You Should Procrastinate Forever

Are you tired of being productive? Do you feel like you're constantly being pulled towards productivity like a magnet? Well, you're in luck! Our expert team of overthinkers has crafted this in-depth guide on why you should never, ever, ever do anything.

Reasons to Procrastinate Forever

• 1. It's fun!
• 2. You'll never have to deal with deadlines!
• 3. It's scientifically proven that procrastination can lead to creativity! (Source)
• 4. Procrastination is an art form!
• 5. You'll save money on coffee and snacks!

Expert Advice

"Procrastination is not a disease, it's a lifestyle choice," says Dr. Bob, Lisa, and John.

So, go ahead. Procrastinate. Forever.

			// function procrastinate() {
				// do nothing;
			}