We've taken the liberty of mapping out the most bewildering, the most confounding, and the most utterly useless paths in the world.

From the Loop of Despair to the Twist of Fate, we've got it all.

But don't just take our word for it, download our brochure for a more in-depth look.

And if you're still lost, don't worry, we've got a printout of the map that you can use as a reference.