8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Free time (aka 'Don't bother me, I'm still in my PJs')
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Session 1: "Why can't you just be normal?"
10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Session 1: "Notes and stuff"
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Session 2: "The importance of socks"
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Session 2: "More notes and stuff"
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch break (aka 'Don't eat my sandwich')
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Session 3: "Even more notes and things"
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Session 4: "The final notes and all the things"
4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: End of day, go home, go away!
Secret notes (for advanced therapists only)