Therapist's Couch | Therapy Sessions

Monday Morning Madness

Join us for a morning of existential dread and crippling anxiety. Our therapist will guide you through the abyss of your own mind.

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Wednesday Woe

Take a break from your mundane routine and indulge in the despair of our Wednesday sessions. You'll leave feeling worse, but with a new sense of hopelessness.

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Friday Frenzy

Celebrate the weekend with an hour of unproductive navel-gazing. You'll leave feeling refreshed, but with a new appreciation for the crushing weight of existence.

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Special Sessions

For those who require extra attention, our special sessions offer a more in-depth exploration of your emotional baggage. Limited spots available.

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