Q: What is the purpose of this FAQ?
A: To answer your burning questions about life, the universe, and everything.
Q: What is the difference between an existential crisis and a midlife crisis?
A: We're working on it. Check back later.
Q: Can you help me with my anxiety?
A: No. That's what the internet is for.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: 42. But don't quote me on that.