Understanding Ennui (a guide for the terminally uninspired)

A state of being utterly without interest or passion

Ennui is a condition of the soul, a malaise that settles over one like a thick grey cloud. It's a feeling of being disconnected, of lacking the energy or desire to engage with life's mundane activities.

Causes of Ennui include: excessive caffeine intake, too much time spent staring at screens, and/or an overreliance on Netflix for emotional validation.

Symptoms of Ennui: difficulty getting out of bed in the morning, feeling a general apathy towards everything and everyone, a growing dependence on memes for emotional sustenance.

Remedies for Ennui: attempt to find activities that bring you joy, practice self-care, and/or join a book club (but let's be real, you probably just need more memes).