Cookie Types

Shortbread Cookies

Shortbread cookies are like the introverts of the cookie world, they just want to be left alone, but they're secretly judging you for eating the last of them.

Cookie Theft Statistics

Ginger Bread Cookies

Ginger bread cookies are the hipsters of the cookie world, they're all about being artisanal and locally-sourced, but secretly they just want to be Instagrammed.

Spice Level Chart

Chocolate Chip Cookies

Chocolate chip cookies are like the try-hards of the cookie world, they're all about being extra, but secretly they're just trying to be loved.

Chip Levels