Thermal Imager 3000 Specifications
Sub-atomic Resolution: 100,000,000 pixels
Temperature Range: Absolute Zero to Absolute Everything
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Our team of highly-trained hamsters have engineered this device to detect the slightest variations in temperature, because, let's be real, it's all about the feels.
Key Features:
- Thermal imaging up to 100,000,000 pixels per second
- Can detect the warmth of a freshly-baked pizza from a mile away
- Comes with a complimentary bottle of "I'm not a thermometer, but I'm a little hot-headed" hot sauce
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