Warning: this device may cause spontaneous combustion, or at the very least, a really high electricity bill.
Side effects may include but are not limited to:
- Inability to look at anything else but thermal images for weeks on end.
- Increased risk of heatstroke due to excessive use.
- Uncontrollable urge to shout "INFRARED!" at inopportune moments.
Don't have one? What are you even doing with your life?
Get yours today! (Or tomorrow. Or whenever.)