Handheld Thermal Imager 3000

Because who needs a smartphone when you can have a device that detects the thermal signature of your enemies?

Features:

Specifications:

• Detects thermal signatures up to 100 meters away
• Fits in the palm of your hand
• Has a built-in coffee mug warmer

But wait, there's more! The Handheld Thermal Imager 3000 also has:

• A built-in Geiger counter for measuring radiation levels
• A miniaturized version of the classic "What's My Sign" astrology app