Thermal Vision Goggles

The most advanced, most absurd, most utterly useless gadget in the galaxy.

Experience the world in a whole new way, with our revolutionary new goggles that let you see everything as a gradient of heat.

Our goggles have been tested on countless individuals, all of whom were completely baffled by their results.

Side effects may include:

Thermal Vision Goggles - Side Effects

Side Effects

The unmitigated disaster that is the thermal vision goggles.

Spontaneous combustion is just the tip of the iceberg, folks.

Our goggles have been known to cause: