Disadvantages of Thermocouples
The Unreliable Sibling
Requires frequent recalibration due to temperature fluctuations in the kitchen.
Tends to get stuck in the 3am "I'm too hot" cycle.
Often demands more maintenance than a teenager with a broken toaster.
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