Lesson 1: Recognizing the Signs of an Incoming Freeze Cycle
Are you feeling a chill in the air? Not just the temperature, but a creeping sense of unease? That's right, the Freeze Cycle of Doom is upon us!
Lesson 2: Stocking up for the Apocalypse (a.k.a. Extreme Couponing)
Don't get caught with your pants down! Gather 'round, dear survivors, and stock up on all the essentials: emergency blankets, hot cocoa mix, and an endless supply of dad jokes.
Lesson 3: Building an Emergency Shelter (a.k.a. The Great Fort of Freeze)
It's time to get building! Construct a cozy little abode using only the most durable materials: twine, duct tape, and an old cardboard box. Don't forget the essential Freeze Cycle Survival Kit, complete with a thermos, a mini-fridge, and a can opener.
Don't get left in the cold! Visit our sister site, Heat Wave 101, for the ultimate guide to surviving the other side of the thermostat wars.